Its 3 pm, I’ve only had my breakfast today, my dad and my sister are cooking lunch in the kitchen and I can smell the it from here. So YES, I am hungry.
A friend of mine uses to say this at anytime, I repeat, at ANYTIME: (cough,cough) «WoUlDn’T yOu eAT a HaMbUrGeR frOm AbAt rIghT nOw?» (wink wink, I’m looking at you Clara, wink wink). At the moment, my answer to that question would actually be«HECK YEAH SIS!!» because I’m really hungry.
I’d honestly eat any of these at the moment. Wait, any of these? no no no, I mean ALL OF THESE
(clears throat) As I was just saying, I’m hungry and….Hold up! Did my sister and my dad just finished making lunch? OMG food is ready! lol I’m leaving, a plate of french fries and hamburger is waiting for me
WTF is wrong with some people?! Do you know those guys that always wear their pants half way to their ass and not actually how they’re made to be worn? well…
It pisses me off so much. Like, PUT YOUR FREAKING PANTS ON PROPERLY YOU FREAKING STUPID DUMBASS!!! It really isn’t that hard, you know?
This is my brain whenever I see someone wearing their pants that way (half way up to their butt, I mean)
Do you think it’s cool to let everyone see how ugly your freaking underwear looks OR WHAT!???!!?? Because it’s disturbing. I don’t wanna say disgusting because I think it will sound way to offensive (if this post isn’t already offensive by itself to some people). Listen, even if you had a nice ass to look at, it will still make want to kill you.
PUT YOUR PANTS ON PROPERLY!!! DAMN!!!
I remember I was once doing a math exam and when I lifted my head up to just think (because I think not looking at the paper) my eyes saw something I wish I could deleted from my memory. I saw a hole ass butt with no pants on, just underwear. That guy had his trousers under his butt, he was freaking seating on top of the trousers, like he was pooping on the chair but with boxers on. Do you understand how low humanity has come??
PUT YOUR F*CKING TROUSERS ON PROPERLY ALREADY!!! AT LEAST DON’T SHOW YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR GODS SAKE!!!!
This one is so cute, it makes me wanna give this little panda a big hug ❤
This is just great, I don’t feel like i need to explain much. Just watch it and you’ll know what i mean.
Basically, the hole Peppa Pig series of this channel is pure gold. I highly recommend to watch all the Peppa Pig dubbed videos of this channel (No, he didn’t pay me to say this)
THIS IS EPIC!!!
Si cuneixas aquest vidiu, not fa falte cap axplicacio
This is a bop. There’s nothing better than a bop to brighten up your day
Okaaaaayyy
That’s it for now. I hope these made your day a little bit better. Take good care of yourself and have a wonderful day.
Listen, and listen very carefully because I’m talking to you. YES YOU!You are an amazing person and you should know it.
I just want you to know that all your hard work and all your effort is not useless. If you tried hard and the results weren’t as you expected them to be, don’t be disappointed on yourself! PLEASE!!! Life’s not easy, we all know that, so please don’t bring yourself down because something went wrong.
YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH LOVE AND RESPECT
no matter who you are, who you like (boys or girls), where you from, your skin color, your gender identity…none of that matters.
GiVe YoUrSeLf BrEaKs!!!
Mental breaks are important too and you shouldn’t forget that. If you need to rest the do it. It doesn’t make a lazy person. Needing a break definitely doesn’t make you look weaker. I you need one THEN HAVE ONE!
Well…ehmmm…
Whether you needed this or not If hope it makes you feel better with yourself (as you should) and
One day out of many, when the wind blows in a certain direction, when the flowers that never bloom finally bloom, when the stars line up and the sun shines brighter than ever (and everybody in my family is busy that day AT THE SAME TIME)…it happens. I. AM. ALONE. AT. HOME.
This is pretty serious. When I’m alone at home I finally get the opportunity to be myself, my true self. My chance to be as stupid as i want, to be…To be an animal in its natural habitat.
As I’m crazy for music and food, the first thing that comes to my mind is to put my music on the Bluetooth speaker I have (volume to the highest level) and eat all the snacks that are in the house (my motto is NOTHING MUST REMAIN!!!). So that’s what I do until someone comes back from wherever they are and ruins everything got going on.
«If feelings could be captured in pictures, this is how the feeling of being alone at home would look like»
These are pretty much all the states I go trough: putting the volume as high as posible, dancing like crazy, singing like crazy, eating like crazy, , being tired on the floor but still going like crazy, getting emotional because of how beautiful a song is (like crazy 😉 ), etc.
I really like staying on the floor. Sitting down, laying down, rolling on the ground, sleeping on the floor, etc. I love all of that.
For example, last Thursday I had PE class in the afternoon (I freaking hate that subject by the way). That same day I had made a play in the morning so I was already tired before beginning the class. Guess what the teacher wanted to do that day, FREAKING BASKETBALL!!! THAT’S WHAT SHE WANTED US TO DO!!! I regretted going to school that day more than I ever have.
Anyways, at the end of the class I was tired, like TIRED TIRED and as we aren’t allowed to sit down during class. The very moment she whistled, meaning the class was over, I went onto the ground in less than 0,001 .milliseconds.
And I’m going to be honest with you; laying on the ground contemplating the beautiful blue color of the sky, enjoying the slight coldness of the floor and its comfortableness was the most relaxing and calming thing everrrrr.
I am telling you: THE FLOOR IS INDEED HELLA COMFORTABLE!!! but you all don’t listen to me and that’s the reason you’re sitting on chairs and laying down on coaches like losers, min-while I’m here on the ground like a boss. Let me show you the difference between us
Me
You
I’m even writing this while sitting on the floor of the living room next to the coach, because we the cool kids, sit on the floor as you, losers should.
Well I hope I was able educate you today. Have a wonderful day