How dumb do you have to be to not use properly a sharpener? Just as dumb as me

Okay, let’s start from the beginning

I was on second grade. It was a normal day. I went to school in the morning but as I had arrived too early I was told to stay in a «game room» where kids that arrive at 8 am instead of 9 am staid, waiting for classes to start.

I was a quiet girl and it was early in the morning so I decided to draw a little bit instead of playing games, besides, I like drawing and painting more than playing so…yeah! For some strange reason I wasn’t using waxes to paint (waxes are the best) so I had to use colored pencils and there was this color i wanted to use but wasn’t sharp enough so I looked for a sharpener. But when I took that sharpener, a really interesting question came to my head.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I SHARPEN MY FINGER?

so that’s what i did

That hurt A LOT!! Seriously. My finger started bleeding, I started crying and screaming because of the pain, the teacher ran to me, she took me out of the room and healed my wound. When everyone was in their respective classes, I explained everything to my friends and they all called me stupid for doing that (they weren’t wrong). Do you know what was the best thing I was able to say in defense (get prepared): «I was curious, I wanted to know what will happen, and…and I was bored!» Well, at least I learn to not sharpen my finger ever again.

WOW!! Right know I’m realizing how stupid I was back then, well… I’m still stupid know but hey! I’m less stupid than before (I think).

Okaaayyyyyy. Have a nice day and do not sharpen your or anyone’s’ fingers

bye 🙂

You should vote for me for president of the world and here’s why

I’LL BAN BABIES

Who wants them anyways.

They do nothing but eat, cry, sleep, and poop; and honestly, they’re kinda ugly when they’re born. You can’t tell me that when someone gives birth to a baby it comes out looking like an angel fallen from heaven or the cutest thing in the world because that’s the biggest lie. They’re so red, they look deformed, crying for no reason…

Maybe they look cute some days later but at that moment they’re ugly as hell. I find really funny how some mothers will carry the baby for the first time and say: Oh! she/he beautiful! Excuse ma’am? That thing is ugly and you know it, don’t even try lying to yourself.

I’m not trying to hate on babies but, why do we keep having them? Like, know that I think about it, it takes a lot of effort to take care of a baby and raise him well so they don’t become serial killer or something similar, you know? An the money! Do you know how expensive it’s to have kids and take care of them and all that stuff since they’re babis till…i don’t now. I don’t understand how there are families with 7,8, 11 kids like, are they rich or something??

Alsooooo, there’s over population, we don’t need more people. I know that if everybody thought like this before many of us won’t be here. However…if those babies aren’t being born…umm..they won’t know nobody wanted to give birth to them… and no one wanted them here I think?? I don’t know, the point is that you have to vote for me.

(sigh) I don’t really know what I’m even saying at this point…

bye 🙂

Reading books in elementary school

My school used to make us read a book on vacations and then do an exam of the book or put some questions about the book on the next exam we had or maybe make us do a project about it (that was basically some worksheets with questions to answer). Let me tell you something real quick: I never, and I say, NEVER read a single book (or at least read more than half of it) in my hole elementary school years.

Like seriously, did those teacher really expect me to read a book of more than 30 pages? jajajajajsjsjsjjjassjaja You gotta be really silly to actually think that a 9-year-old me was going to READ A BOOK. ON HOLIDAYS!! lmao!!!!

I remember how I used to search on the internet all the answers of the worksheets they told us to do about the books. There was a time I did that and I got a 0, like, all the answers of the worksheets were wrong because as I didn’t find many of them on the internet I decided to be creative and invent them myself. Obviously that didn’t work. When she gave them back to me she asked me if I had even read anything from the book, and as the clown I was I straight up said NO to her face. I didn’t even try to pretend I was interested on it at all.

But the best thing is that the teacher gave me a second opportunity to do it again so my mark won’t be so low. She was actually a really nice person to me because I was one of here favourite students.

She was like: (with a sweet voice) «Angel, you failed the work so you’ll have to repeat it and give to me again so your mark won’t be so low»

And I was like: «Ok i’ll do it»

*in my mind*: OH HELL NO!!! I’M NOT DOING THAT SH*T AGAIN!!! NO MA’AM! MH MH! NAH! NOPE! NO! HUH HUH!

I didn’t feel like doing it so I just didn’t, and guess what? I passed the course successfully with no problem! WOW, what a surprise!

That day i learned something very important (that I kind of already new):

DON’T READ BOOKS, IT’S USELESS.

no no no, I’m kidding. read books, people! (you see, I’m a good roll model 😉 )

But seriously, since that time Idgaf about the books they force us to read in school and later do and exam about it or something. For example, I did an exam yesterday and 2’5 points of it were questions about a book we’ve been reading in class. We had to do a summary of the first 6 chapters. I had read three and half. But hey! do I care? do I care? absolutely not. I wrote the best thing that came up to my head and finish.

Okaaayyyyyyyy l’m leaving it here. Hope you have a wonderful day

bye 🙂

I’m hungryyyyy

Its 3 pm, I’ve only had my breakfast today, my dad and my sister are cooking lunch in the kitchen and I can smell the it from here. So YES, I am hungry.

A friend of mine uses to say this at anytime, I repeat, at ANYTIME: (cough,cough) «WoUlDn’T yOu eAT a HaMbUrGeR frOm AbAt rIghT nOw?» (wink wink, I’m looking at you Clara, wink wink). At the moment, my answer to that question would actually be«HECK YEAH SIS!!» because I’m really hungry.

Oh wait! Check this out

I’d honestly eat any of these at the moment. Wait, any of these? no no no, I mean ALL OF THESE hungry emoji (@SKlPTUBE) | Twitter

(clears throat) As I was just saying, I’m hungry and….Hold up! Did my sister and my dad just finished making lunch? OMG food is ready! lol I’m leaving, a plate of french fries and hamburger is waiting for me

bye 🙂

Why! just WHY!!!

WTF is wrong with some people?! Do you know those guys that always wear their pants half way to their ass and not actually how they’re made to be worn? well…

It pisses me off so much. Like, PUT YOUR FREAKING PANTS ON PROPERLY YOU FREAKING STUPID DUMBASS!!! It really isn’t that hard, you know?

This is my brain whenever I see someone wearing their pants that way (half way up to their butt, I mean)

Do you think it’s cool to let everyone see how ugly your freaking underwear looks OR WHAT!???!!?? Because it’s disturbing. I don’t wanna say disgusting because I think it will sound way to offensive (if this post isn’t already offensive by itself to some people). Listen, even if you had a nice ass to look at, it will still make want to kill you.

PUT YOUR PANTS ON PROPERLY!!! DAMN!!!

I remember I was once doing a math exam and when I lifted my head up to just think (because I think not looking at the paper) my eyes saw something I wish I could deleted from my memory. I saw a hole ass butt with no pants on, just underwear. That guy had his trousers under his butt, he was freaking seating on top of the trousers, like he was pooping on the chair but with boxers on. Do you understand how low humanity has come??

PUT YOUR F*CKING TROUSERS ON PROPERLY ALREADY!!! AT LEAST DON’T SHOW YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR GODS SAKE!!!!

this was my face in that moment

bye 🙂

Videos that brighten up my day to brighten up yours

We are all the patient
This one is so cute, it makes me wanna give this little panda a big hug ❤
This is just great, I don’t feel like i need to explain much. Just watch it and you’ll know what i mean.
Basically, the hole Peppa Pig series of this channel is pure gold. I highly recommend to watch all the Peppa Pig dubbed videos of this channel (No, he didn’t pay me to say this)
THIS IS EPIC!!!
Si cuneixas aquest vidiu, not fa falte cap axplicacio
This is a bop.
There’s nothing better than a bop to brighten up your day

Okaaaaayyy

That’s it for now. I hope these made your day a little bit better. Take good care of yourself and have a wonderful day.

bye 🙂

BT21 characters

I am an ARMY (Adorable Representative Mc for Youth) A.K.A. a BTS fan. BT21 are avatars that were created by BTS’s members themselfs in a collaborative project between BTS & LINE FRIENDS. There are 8 characters, seven of them represent each one of the BTS members and their personalities and the remaining one represents the fandom (ARMY).

This is KOYA (RM’s charater)

This is RJ (Jin’s character)

This is SHOOKY (Suga’s character)

This is MANG ( J-hope’s character)

This is CHIMMY ( Jimin’s character)

This is TATA (V’s character)

This is COOKY (Jungkook’s character)

And last but not least, VAN! It represents ARMY (the fans). Van is kinda scary though, if I was you I wouldn’t mess with him. (That’s why it represents ARMY9

My top three is Rj in the first place, Chimmy is the second and finally Koya in the third place.

What’s your top three? Tell me in the comments down below

bye 🙂

This one’s for you

Listen, and listen very carefully because I’m talking to you. YES YOU!You are an amazing person and you should know it.

I just want you to know that all your hard work and all your effort is not useless. If you tried hard and the results weren’t as you expected them to be, don’t be disappointed on yourself! PLEASE!!! Life’s not easy, we all know that, so please don’t bring yourself down because something went wrong.

YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH LOVE AND RESPECT

no matter who you are, who you like (boys or girls), where you from, your skin color, your gender identity…none of that matters.

GiVe YoUrSeLf BrEaKs!!!

Mental breaks are important too and you shouldn’t forget that. If you need to rest the do it. It doesn’t make a lazy person. Needing a break definitely doesn’t make you look weaker. I you need one THEN HAVE ONE!

Well…ehmmm…

Whether you needed this or not If hope it makes you feel better with yourself (as you should) and

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

bye 🙂