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How dumb do you have to be to not use properly a sharpener? Just as dumb as me

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Okay, let’s start from the beginning

I was on second grade. It was a normal day. I went to school in the morning but as I had arrived too early I was told to stay in a «game room» where kids that arrive at 8 am instead of 9 am staid, waiting for classes to start.

I was a quiet girl and it was early in the morning so I decided to draw a little bit instead of playing games, besides, I like drawing and painting more than playing so…yeah! For some strange reason I wasn’t using waxes to paint (waxes are the best) so I had to use colored pencils and there was this color i wanted to use but wasn’t sharp enough so I looked for a sharpener. But when I took that sharpener, a really interesting question came to my head.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I SHARPEN MY FINGER?

so that’s what i did

That hurt A LOT!! Seriously. My finger started bleeding, I started crying and screaming because of the pain, the teacher ran to me, she took me out of the room and healed my wound. When everyone was in their respective classes, I explained everything to my friends and they all called me stupid for doing that (they weren’t wrong). Do you know what was the best thing I was able to say in defense (get prepared): «I was curious, I wanted to know what will happen, and…and I was bored!» Well, at least I learn to not sharpen my finger ever again.

WOW!! Right know I’m realizing how stupid I was back then, well… I’m still stupid know but hey! I’m less stupid than before (I think).

Okaaayyyyyy. Have a nice day and do not sharpen your or anyone’s’ fingers

bye 🙂

Reading books in elementary school

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My school used to make us read a book on vacations and then do an exam of the book or put some questions about the book on the next exam we had or maybe make us do a project about it (that was basically some worksheets with questions to answer). Let me tell you something real quick: I never, and I say, NEVER read a single book (or at least read more than half of it) in my hole elementary school years.

Like seriously, did those teacher really expect me to read a book of more than 30 pages? jajajajajsjsjsjjjassjaja You gotta be really silly to actually think that a 9-year-old me was going to READ A BOOK. ON HOLIDAYS!! lmao!!!!

I remember how I used to search on the internet all the answers of the worksheets they told us to do about the books. There was a time I did that and I got a 0, like, all the answers of the worksheets were wrong because as I didn’t find many of them on the internet I decided to be creative and invent them myself. Obviously that didn’t work. When she gave them back to me she asked me if I had even read anything from the book, and as the clown I was I straight up said NO to her face. I didn’t even try to pretend I was interested on it at all.

But the best thing is that the teacher gave me a second opportunity to do it again so my mark won’t be so low. She was actually a really nice person to me because I was one of here favourite students.

She was like: (with a sweet voice) «Angel, you failed the work so you’ll have to repeat it and give to me again so your mark won’t be so low»

And I was like: «Ok i’ll do it»

*in my mind*: OH HELL NO!!! I’M NOT DOING THAT SH*T AGAIN!!! NO MA’AM! MH MH! NAH! NOPE! NO! HUH HUH!

I didn’t feel like doing it so I just didn’t, and guess what? I passed the course successfully with no problem! WOW, what a surprise!

That day i learned something very important (that I kind of already new):

DON’T READ BOOKS, IT’S USELESS.

no no no, I’m kidding. read books, people! (you see, I’m a good roll model 😉 )

But seriously, since that time Idgaf about the books they force us to read in school and later do and exam about it or something. For example, I did an exam yesterday and 2’5 points of it were questions about a book we’ve been reading in class. We had to do a summary of the first 6 chapters. I had read three and half. But hey! do I care? do I care? absolutely not. I wrote the best thing that came up to my head and finish.

Okaaayyyyyyyy l’m leaving it here. Hope you have a wonderful day

bye 🙂