The floor is really comfortable

I really like staying on the floor. Sitting down, laying down, rolling on the ground, sleeping on the floor, etc. I love all of that.

For example, last Thursday I had PE class in the afternoon (I freaking hate that subject by the way). That same day I had made a play in the morning so I was already tired before beginning the class. Guess what the teacher wanted to do that day, FREAKING BASKETBALL!!! THAT’S WHAT SHE WANTED US TO DO!!! I regretted going to school that day more than I ever have.

Anyways, at the end of the class I was tired, like TIRED TIRED and as we aren’t allowed to sit down during class. The very moment she whistled, meaning the class was over, I went onto the ground in less than 0,001 .milliseconds.

And I’m going to be honest with you; laying on the ground contemplating the beautiful blue color of the sky, enjoying the slight coldness of the floor and its comfortableness was the most relaxing and calming thing everrrrr.

I am telling you: THE FLOOR IS INDEED HELLA COMFORTABLE!!! but you all don’t listen to me and that’s the reason you’re sitting on chairs and laying down on coaches like losers, min-while I’m here on the ground like a boss. Let me show you the difference between us

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I’m even writing this while sitting on the floor of the living room next to the coach, because we the cool kids, sit on the floor as you, losers should.

Well I hope I was able educate you today. Have a wonderful day

bye 🙂