You should vote for me for president of the world and here’s why

I’LL BAN BABIES

Who wants them anyways.

They do nothing but eat, cry, sleep, and poop; and honestly, they’re kinda ugly when they’re born. You can’t tell me that when someone gives birth to a baby it comes out looking like an angel fallen from heaven or the cutest thing in the world because that’s the biggest lie. They’re so red, they look deformed, crying for no reason…

Maybe they look cute some days later but at that moment they’re ugly as hell. I find really funny how some mothers will carry the baby for the first time and say: Oh! she/he beautiful! Excuse ma’am? That thing is ugly and you know it, don’t even try lying to yourself.

I’m not trying to hate on babies but, why do we keep having them? Like, know that I think about it, it takes a lot of effort to take care of a baby and raise him well so they don’t become serial killer or something similar, you know? An the money! Do you know how expensive it’s to have kids and take care of them and all that stuff since they’re babis till…i don’t now. I don’t understand how there are families with 7,8, 11 kids like, are they rich or something??

Alsooooo, there’s over population, we don’t need more people. I know that if everybody thought like this before many of us won’t be here. However…if those babies aren’t being born…umm..they won’t know nobody wanted to give birth to them… and no one wanted them here I think?? I don’t know, the point is that you have to vote for me.

(sigh) I don’t really know what I’m even saying at this point…

bye 🙂

I’m hungryyyyy

Its 3 pm, I’ve only had my breakfast today, my dad and my sister are cooking lunch in the kitchen and I can smell the it from here. So YES, I am hungry.

A friend of mine uses to say this at anytime, I repeat, at ANYTIME: (cough,cough) «WoUlDn’T yOu eAT a HaMbUrGeR frOm AbAt rIghT nOw?» (wink wink, I’m looking at you Clara, wink wink). At the moment, my answer to that question would actually be«HECK YEAH SIS!!» because I’m really hungry.

Oh wait! Check this out

I’d honestly eat any of these at the moment. Wait, any of these? no no no, I mean ALL OF THESE hungry emoji (@SKlPTUBE) | Twitter

(clears throat) As I was just saying, I’m hungry and….Hold up! Did my sister and my dad just finished making lunch? OMG food is ready! lol I’m leaving, a plate of french fries and hamburger is waiting for me

bye 🙂

Why! just WHY!!!

WTF is wrong with some people?! Do you know those guys that always wear their pants half way to their ass and not actually how they’re made to be worn? well…

It pisses me off so much. Like, PUT YOUR FREAKING PANTS ON PROPERLY YOU FREAKING STUPID DUMBASS!!! It really isn’t that hard, you know?

This is my brain whenever I see someone wearing their pants that way (half way up to their butt, I mean)

Do you think it’s cool to let everyone see how ugly your freaking underwear looks OR WHAT!???!!?? Because it’s disturbing. I don’t wanna say disgusting because I think it will sound way to offensive (if this post isn’t already offensive by itself to some people). Listen, even if you had a nice ass to look at, it will still make want to kill you.

PUT YOUR PANTS ON PROPERLY!!! DAMN!!!

I remember I was once doing a math exam and when I lifted my head up to just think (because I think not looking at the paper) my eyes saw something I wish I could deleted from my memory. I saw a hole ass butt with no pants on, just underwear. That guy had his trousers under his butt, he was freaking seating on top of the trousers, like he was pooping on the chair but with boxers on. Do you understand how low humanity has come??

PUT YOUR F*CKING TROUSERS ON PROPERLY ALREADY!!! AT LEAST DON’T SHOW YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR GODS SAKE!!!!

this was my face in that moment

bye 🙂

Videos that brighten up my day to brighten up yours

We are all the patient
This one is so cute, it makes me wanna give this little panda a big hug ❤
This is just great, I don’t feel like i need to explain much. Just watch it and you’ll know what i mean.
Basically, the hole Peppa Pig series of this channel is pure gold. I highly recommend to watch all the Peppa Pig dubbed videos of this channel (No, he didn’t pay me to say this)
THIS IS EPIC!!!
Si cuneixas aquest vidiu, not fa falte cap axplicacio
This is a bop.
There’s nothing better than a bop to brighten up your day

Okaaaaayyy

That’s it for now. I hope these made your day a little bit better. Take good care of yourself and have a wonderful day.

bye 🙂

BT21 characters

I am an ARMY (Adorable Representative Mc for Youth) A.K.A. a BTS fan. BT21 are avatars that were created by BTS’s members themselfs in a collaborative project between BTS & LINE FRIENDS. There are 8 characters, seven of them represent each one of the BTS members and their personalities and the remaining one represents the fandom (ARMY).

This is KOYA (RM’s charater)

This is RJ (Jin’s character)

This is SHOOKY (Suga’s character)

This is MANG ( J-hope’s character)

This is CHIMMY ( Jimin’s character)

This is TATA (V’s character)

This is COOKY (Jungkook’s character)

And last but not least, VAN! It represents ARMY (the fans). Van is kinda scary though, if I was you I wouldn’t mess with him. (That’s why it represents ARMY9

My top three is Rj in the first place, Chimmy is the second and finally Koya in the third place.

What’s your top three? Tell me in the comments down below

bye 🙂

This one’s for you

Listen, and listen very carefully because I’m talking to you. YES YOU!You are an amazing person and you should know it.

I just want you to know that all your hard work and all your effort is not useless. If you tried hard and the results weren’t as you expected them to be, don’t be disappointed on yourself! PLEASE!!! Life’s not easy, we all know that, so please don’t bring yourself down because something went wrong.

YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH LOVE AND RESPECT

no matter who you are, who you like (boys or girls), where you from, your skin color, your gender identity…none of that matters.

GiVe YoUrSeLf BrEaKs!!!

Mental breaks are important too and you shouldn’t forget that. If you need to rest the do it. It doesn’t make a lazy person. Needing a break definitely doesn’t make you look weaker. I you need one THEN HAVE ONE!

Well…ehmmm…

Whether you needed this or not If hope it makes you feel better with yourself (as you should) and

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

bye 🙂

HOME ALONE

One day out of many, when the wind blows in a certain direction, when the flowers that never bloom finally bloom, when the stars line up and the sun shines brighter than ever (and everybody in my family is busy that day AT THE SAME TIME)…it happens. I. AM. ALONE. AT. HOME.

This is pretty serious. When I’m alone at home I finally get the opportunity to be myself, my true self. My chance to be as stupid as i want, to be…To be an animal in its natural habitat.

As I’m crazy for music and food, the first thing that comes to my mind is to put my music on the Bluetooth speaker I have (volume to the highest level) and eat all the snacks that are in the house (my motto is NOTHING MUST REMAIN!!!). So that’s what I do until someone comes back from wherever they are and ruins everything got going on.

«If feelings could be captured in pictures, this is how the feeling of being alone at home would look like»

These are pretty much all the states I go trough: putting the volume as high as posible, dancing like crazy, singing like crazy, eating like crazy, , being tired on the floor but still going like crazy, getting emotional because of how beautiful a song is (like crazy 😉 ), etc.

I hope I get the chance to do this soon

bye 🙂

Is talking to yourself weird?

Me every morning: » (sigh) It’s ok if you talk to yourself, your not weird (sigh) you’re not weird, you’re not weird, you’re not weird, you’re not weird»

So here’s the thing. I was at home, chilling on the coach the other day and I suddenly thought: ‘Why do I talk to myself so much?’ Like, ‘Do I have a problem or something?’ Well, it’s not actually talking to myself only, it’s also thinking out loud.

I can be doing the most regular thing you can imagine and I promise I WON’T STOP TALKING! Between thinking out loud, talking randomly to myself and narrating everything I do (yes that happens too), I end up thinking I’m strange.

I sometimes do this when I’m not alone at home and it annoys my sisters so much jajajjaaajajajaja!!! I love annoying them a little bit, it’s so funny. But seriously, they really make me think I’m weird for doing this but…am I? No, there’s no way i’m the only one who thinks out loud and talks to herself right? right?

Anyways, if you read this you are probably bored so welcome to the bored-people-with-nothing-to-do club. :)) Have a nice day and don’t forget to treat yourself with some respect and LOVE!

bye

The floor is really comfortable

I really like staying on the floor. Sitting down, laying down, rolling on the ground, sleeping on the floor, etc. I love all of that.

For example, last Thursday I had PE class in the afternoon (I freaking hate that subject by the way). That same day I had made a play in the morning so I was already tired before beginning the class. Guess what the teacher wanted to do that day, FREAKING BASKETBALL!!! THAT’S WHAT SHE WANTED US TO DO!!! I regretted going to school that day more than I ever have.

Anyways, at the end of the class I was tired, like TIRED TIRED and as we aren’t allowed to sit down during class. The very moment she whistled, meaning the class was over, I went onto the ground in less than 0,001 .milliseconds.

And I’m going to be honest with you; laying on the ground contemplating the beautiful blue color of the sky, enjoying the slight coldness of the floor and its comfortableness was the most relaxing and calming thing everrrrr.

I am telling you: THE FLOOR IS INDEED HELLA COMFORTABLE!!! but you all don’t listen to me and that’s the reason you’re sitting on chairs and laying down on coaches like losers, min-while I’m here on the ground like a boss. Let me show you the difference between us

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I’m even writing this while sitting on the floor of the living room next to the coach, because we the cool kids, sit on the floor as you, losers should.

Well I hope I was able educate you today. Have a wonderful day

bye 🙂

It’s ok to be sad sometimes

Maybe it’s because I’m a bit sensitive and emotionally unstable but I sometimes have these moments when I’m just sad. And that’s FINE.

You can’t be ‘happy-flower mode on’ constantly. Life has good and bad moments, happy and sad moments, and you can’t deny that. So if you fill sad sometimes it’s completely fine.

You know what? Whenever I’m sad I always start thinking about negative and depressing thoughts that make me feel even worse, because of that, I usually end up crying my balls out. But after that, I always feel much better. I never try to keep anything inside because I know it can only get worse from there.

Well…emmm…even if we can’t avoid being sad, because it’s part of life, let’s try to be as happy as posible. Life is short so I don’t you’d like to spend it just being sad.

I hope you have more happy moments than sad moments. Take good care of yourself.

bye 🙂