Archivo por días: 30 enero, 2020

How dumb do you have to be to not use properly a sharpener? Just as dumb as me

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Okay, let’s start from the beginning

I was on second grade. It was a normal day. I went to school in the morning but as I had arrived too early I was told to stay in a «game room» where kids that arrive at 8 am instead of 9 am staid, waiting for classes to start.

I was a quiet girl and it was early in the morning so I decided to draw a little bit instead of playing games, besides, I like drawing and painting more than playing so…yeah! For some strange reason I wasn’t using waxes to paint (waxes are the best) so I had to use colored pencils and there was this color i wanted to use but wasn’t sharp enough so I looked for a sharpener. But when I took that sharpener, a really interesting question came to my head.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I SHARPEN MY FINGER?

so that’s what i did

That hurt A LOT!! Seriously. My finger started bleeding, I started crying and screaming because of the pain, the teacher ran to me, she took me out of the room and healed my wound. When everyone was in their respective classes, I explained everything to my friends and they all called me stupid for doing that (they weren’t wrong). Do you know what was the best thing I was able to say in defense (get prepared): «I was curious, I wanted to know what will happen, and…and I was bored!» Well, at least I learn to not sharpen my finger ever again.

WOW!! Right know I’m realizing how stupid I was back then, well… I’m still stupid know but hey! I’m less stupid than before (I think).

Okaaayyyyyy. Have a nice day and do not sharpen your or anyone’s’ fingers

bye 🙂

You should vote for me for president of the world and here’s why

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I’LL BAN BABIES

Who wants them anyways.

They do nothing but eat, cry, sleep, and poop; and honestly, they’re kinda ugly when they’re born. You can’t tell me that when someone gives birth to a baby it comes out looking like an angel fallen from heaven or the cutest thing in the world because that’s the biggest lie. They’re so red, they look deformed, crying for no reason…

Maybe they look cute some days later but at that moment they’re ugly as hell. I find really funny how some mothers will carry the baby for the first time and say: Oh! she/he beautiful! Excuse ma’am? That thing is ugly and you know it, don’t even try lying to yourself.

I’m not trying to hate on babies but, why do we keep having them? Like, know that I think about it, it takes a lot of effort to take care of a baby and raise him well so they don’t become serial killer or something similar, you know? An the money! Do you know how expensive it’s to have kids and take care of them and all that stuff since they’re babis till…i don’t now. I don’t understand how there are families with 7,8, 11 kids like, are they rich or something??

Alsooooo, there’s over population, we don’t need more people. I know that if everybody thought like this before many of us won’t be here. However…if those babies aren’t being born…umm..they won’t know nobody wanted to give birth to them… and no one wanted them here I think?? I don’t know, the point is that you have to vote for me.

(sigh) I don’t really know what I’m even saying at this point…

bye 🙂