Its 3 pm, I’ve only had my breakfast today, my dad and my sister are cooking lunch in the kitchen and I can smell the it from here. So YES, I am hungry.
A friend of mine uses to say this at anytime, I repeat, at ANYTIME: (cough,cough) «WoUlDn’T yOu eAT a HaMbUrGeR frOm AbAt rIghT nOw?» (wink wink, I’m looking at you Clara, wink wink). At the moment, my answer to that question would actually be«HECK YEAH SIS!!» because I’m really hungry.
I’d honestly eat any of these at the moment. Wait, any of these? no no no, I mean ALL OF THESE
(clears throat) As I was just saying, I’m hungry and….Hold up! Did my sister and my dad just finished making lunch? OMG food is ready! lol I’m leaving, a plate of french fries and hamburger is waiting for me
WTF is wrong with some people?! Do you know those guys that always wear their pants half way to their ass and not actually how they’re made to be worn? well…
It pisses me off so much. Like, PUT YOUR FREAKING PANTS ON PROPERLY YOU FREAKING STUPID DUMBASS!!! It really isn’t that hard, you know?
This is my brain whenever I see someone wearing their pants that way (half way up to their butt, I mean)
Do you think it’s cool to let everyone see how ugly your freaking underwear looks OR WHAT!???!!?? Because it’s disturbing. I don’t wanna say disgusting because I think it will sound way to offensive (if this post isn’t already offensive by itself to some people). Listen, even if you had a nice ass to look at, it will still make want to kill you.
PUT YOUR PANTS ON PROPERLY!!! DAMN!!!
I remember I was once doing a math exam and when I lifted my head up to just think (because I think not looking at the paper) my eyes saw something I wish I could deleted from my memory. I saw a hole ass butt with no pants on, just underwear. That guy had his trousers under his butt, he was freaking seating on top of the trousers, like he was pooping on the chair but with boxers on. Do you understand how low humanity has come??
PUT YOUR F*CKING TROUSERS ON PROPERLY ALREADY!!! AT LEAST DON’T SHOW YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR GODS SAKE!!!!